Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god
god-send-conspirator:

Like the entirety of the Coheed albums
"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."
My fucked up brain (via notcapableoflove)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

thetonicswine:

The notes on this shit. Some are like ‘that’s cute, that’s thoughtful’ etc., some say ‘am I the only one seeing the blood?’ And then, THEN, there’s people like ‘lol eww that’s so disgusting’. And most of them are women. No, sorry, I’ll rephrase, silly little girls.
Sorry, are periods unnatural to you? Is a perfectly normal bodily function so alien to you that you have to publically shame others for it? This picture is meant to be a statement.
Sorry if the subject of period blood is too fucking taboo for you, kiddos. Women bleed, get over it.

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

"I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life."
officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit